Posted 8 hours ago

The panic and pain of getting a really hard and rough textured dildo head stuck in your already satisfied and tightening up vagina

Posted 23 hours ago
  1. Mom: are you really planning to see three movies in a row today?
  2. Me: *big grin, nods*
  3. Mom: what are you seeing again?
  4. Me: spider-man, X-Men, captain America.
  5. mom: you should wear your spider-man suit with a shield in one hand and claws on the other
Posted 1 day ago

/hides

Posted 1 day ago

bullet-fuzz:

peterquillstarlord asked:

Hawkeye + the Colour I associate with this fandom/chara/ship

Posted 1 day ago
timkarinn:

I thought this was going to be educational…. it was

timkarinn:

I thought this was going to be educational…. it was

(Source: humoristics)

Posted 1 day ago

titaniagigante:

mimimariet:

An extra hour in the ballpit! Alriiight!

image

I CAN HEAR HER

Posted 1 day ago

I want to text you. Just to remind you that I’m still here.

But then I remember that you know I’m here. You just don’t care.

Midnight thoughts (I won’t do this again)

(Source: reality-escape-artist)

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago
torrilla:

Tom Hiddleston at Olivier Awards 2013 by Rich Hardcastle

torrilla:

Tom Hiddleston at Olivier Awards 2013 by Rich Hardcastle

Posted 1 day ago

kaalashnikov:

that feel when people around you are like ‘god how can someone ship this pairing its so fucking disgusting’ and you start to sweat nervously