Posted 1 hour ago

unbeliefs:

do you ever get sad bc you aren’t rich and famous

Posted 1 hour ago

punkasfrick:

punkasfrick:

"Son," the father says, examining the broken petri dishes littered about the floor, “I’m not a mad scientist, I’m just a disappointed scientist.”

I don’t even care what you think this is the best post I’ve ever made

Posted 5 hours ago

I don’t like thinking a lot when I’m alone

Posted 5 hours ago

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

(Source: dokibots)

Posted 5 hours ago

sydloohoo:

"When did you decide to be gay?"

Last week. I woke up and I was like I want to be judged and not accepted by most of society and denied basic human rights. I thought it would be fun to not be allowed to get married and to be called rude names when I’m with the person I love. I mean, who wouldn’t want that?

Posted 5 hours ago

Yo for real, FUCK SCHOOL ! I mean imma still go, imma still go tho.

(Source: zarriallau)

Posted 5 hours ago

andrewbreitel:

it’s okay if you hate me because i hate me more than you i win you lose

(Source: andrewbreitel)

Posted 9 hours ago

peep-toe-shoes:

henryconradtaylor:

Found these on ebay: Simpsons house floor plans from 1989, back when Clasky Csupo did the animation. I love the little quirks, like the “This space does not exist” between the kitchen and dining room, as well as the rumpus room behind the garage which I only think showed up once or twice early on in the show. Gotta love cartoon spatial logic.

when you think about it… The simpsons have an amazing house. Nowadays you have to be rich to have a house like that. 3 bedrooms, 1 suite, big back yard with a tree house, front yard, basement, attic, rumpus room, bathroom, kitchen, two living rooms, dining room and two mystery rooms that you can just fill with whatever plus a big garage. 

Posted 9 hours ago

not-safe-for-earth:

mikaverleth:

#”damn fucking right i did”

(Source: odnson)

Posted 9 hours ago

mylifeinbrisbane:

Magpie attacking duck #magpie #UQ #UQLakes